This really tickled my fancy and I just have to share it with you ...............
A woman enters an antique shop and finds what looks like a magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and, surprise, surprise, a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie says he can fulfil the woman’s most profound wishes. She looks at him and says she desperately loves her husband. Will the genie grant the following wishes:
- that he will have eyes only for me; – that he looks at me with interest; – that I will be the only one in his life; – that when he gets up in the morning he takes me everywhere he goes.