This really tickled my fancy and I just have to share it with you ...............
A woman enters an antique shop and finds what looks like a magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and, surprise, surprise, a genie emerges in a puff of smoke.
The genie says he can fulfil the woman’s most profound wishes.
She looks at him and says she desperately loves her husband. Will the genie grant the following wishes:
The genie says he can fulfil the woman’s most profound wishes.
She looks at him and says she desperately loves her husband. Will the genie grant the following wishes:
- that he will have eyes only for me;
– that he looks at me with interest;
– that I will be the only one in his life;
– that when he gets up in the morning he takes me everywhere he goes.
– that he looks at me with interest;
– that I will be the only one in his life;
– that when he gets up in the morning he takes me everywhere he goes.
Suddenly,
* * * POOF * * *
The genie turns her into an iPhone 6!
Hee-hee-hee! It's very boring around my house. I'm trying very hard to get back into the swing of working, but it's not working very well. I'm such a slacker! I think I need more caffeine.
ReplyDeleteNow listen here, Missy...are you working on your poncho? I've just started a second one, but I only have four rows done and haven't touched it in a week. I'm here to bug you and inspire you to get it started and keep on until you finish! You will love it, I promise! I will get busy later today and crochet more rows on mine, hopefully finishing the cowl part. I hear ponchos are all the rage this year! They are expensive to buy, but we can make them for a few dollars. I don't think it's winter where you are, but you will have it when it gets there! Hugs.
Thank you for inspiring and motivating me Pam :) Yes I am working on my poncho and hope to get it finished soon. Must confess that haven't done a stitch tonight and probably won't be doing much tomorrow as I have a few important jobs to do that will keep me out most of the day. I'm loving it though and love the colours - thanks to you !!!! I'll look forward to seeing your second one. They are addictive and I'll no doubt make another - am thinking of 50 shades of grey ..... well, maybe 5 shades of grey or even just a few with another colour thrown in. We'll see !!
DeleteHA! I love that! I have to wait a whole year to get my next iPhone and it's killing me. Well, 10 months.. maybe they'll have an iPhone 7 by the time I can get one. ((hugs)), Teresa :-)
ReplyDeleteI am trying to resist getting an iPhone 6 as my 5S is doing everything I want. Takes nice pics and I'm getting the hang of how to work all the great stuff on it. You could probably bet your bottom dollar that an iPhone 7 will come out this year - usually around September isn't it? I'm contemplating whether to go from a Windows PC to a Mac - can't decide.
DeleteWell I dont have an iphone so perhaps I should find myself a genie lol...
ReplyDeleteOh wouldn't that be nice. Wonder what you'll ask him?
DeleteGood one, Dorothy! Lol.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was spot on the mark LOL. Came from a facebook group I'm on.
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